“Tales from the front” is a new section which we will post stories from your experiences in the outdoors. I spend many days each fall in hunting camps around the country and get to hear my share of stories! I also get to tell many stories from my own career, but this time enough with what I’ve got to say and lets hear it from you! E-mail the good, bad and the outright hilarious hunting stories to tales@outfittersedge.com . Every week we will choose a story and feature it in this section. You can also wish to remain anonymous! Have fun with this and I know everyone at OutfittersEdge can’t wait to get some laughs and maybe shed some tears over what we read.
Dear OE,
I’m an avid deer hunter and 2 years ago my girlfriend decided one afternoon that she wanted to go hunting with me. I thought to myself wow this is a first! So without hesitation I packed up all my gear, a ground blind, 2 chairs and headed to the woods. This would be the first time I’d ever taken my girlfriend hunting and thought this may be the chance to change her bad thoughts of me hunting all the time. I knew the hunt was doomed from the start when we didn’t even make it 10ft from the truck and she decided she wouldn’t carry any of the equipment because she needed to hold her pants up for fear they would get dirty….. I thought to myself “we are walking down a mowed driving path honey I think you can handle it” but bit my tongue and grabbed the chair she was holding and continued on to our destination.
After walking nearly 400 yards with 2 deluxe chairs, ground blind, bow, and backpack in my hands I was a little wore out. I then setup the ground blind near a well used trail and we settled in. After a few seconds of being in our enclosed ground blind I noticed a distinct odor in the air and it only took me a second to figure out who sprayed a bottle of Victoria Secrets perfume over her new Scent Lok clothing! This time my thoughts were voiced politely and the response I got was…. “well of course I sprayed these clothes I didn’t want to smell bad on our hunt and I was surely not going to spray myself with deer pee like you guys do”….. Again I was at a loss for words…
As I knocked an arrow I thought to myself…. “Is this a sign from above…or just a bad dream…” I was very apprehensive that we would not see a deer within a mile of this blind considering I smelled like one of the Angels…. Just as those thoughts were fresh in my mind I noticed some movement and out stepped a big doe 10 yards from the blind. I thought this must be my reward for all work I’d put into this hunt so far, so I grabbed my bow and prepared for the shot. As I raised the bow to draw I heard her say.. ”What are you doing”…. I replied in a whisper that I was going to take this doe and drew my bow…. As I settled the pins on the vitals I was startled when she yelled “NO DON’T SHOOT” and grabbed my bow at full draw! As I watched the doe bound away she stopped and looked back as to say….. Thanks Lady I owe you one!
I immediately asked her why she thought we came all the way out here and she said “ I didn’t think you actually were going to shoot the deer……” The only thought in my head was how does she think I get the deer meat for dinner…..road kills?
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